[Fribidi-discuss] Make mega dollars using just $25!

[CARMENkbog at aol.com]

> Hi
> 
> You may have seen this business before and
> ignored it. I know I did - many times! However,
> please take a few moments to read this letter.
> I was amazed when the profit potential of this
> business finally sunk in...
> 
> With easy-to-use e-mail tools and opt-in e-mail,
> success in this business is now fast, easy and
> well within the capabilities of ordinary people
> who know little about internet marketing. And the
> earnings potential is truly staggering! Make 2003
> your best year ever!
> 
> I'll make you a promise. READ THIS E-MAIL TO THE END! - follow what it 
> says to the letter - and you will not worry whether a RECESSION is 
> coming or not, who is President, or whether you keep your current job 
> or not. Yes, I know what you are thinking. I never responded
> to one of these before either. One day though,
> something just said: "You throw away $25.00 going out for
> McDonald's and a movie with your partner. What the heck."
> Believe me, no matter where you believe those "feelings"
> come from, I thank every day that I had them!
> 
> I cannot imagine where I would be or what I would be
> doing had I not. Read on. It's true. Every word of it.
> It is legal. I checked. Simply because you are buying
> and selling something of value.
> 
> AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:
> 
> Making over half a million dollars every 4 to 5
> months from your home.
> 
> THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET! 
> ==================================================
> BE AN INTERNET MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!
> 
> Before you say "Bull", please read the following.
> This is the letter you have been hearing about on the
> news lately. Due to the popularity of this letter on
> the internet, a national weekly news program recently
> devoted an entire show to the investigation of this
> program described below, to see if it really can make
> people money. The show also investigated whether or
> not the program was legal.
> 
> Their findings proved once and for all that there are "absolutely NO 
> laws prohibiting the participation in the program and if people can 
> 'follow the simple instructions' they are bound to make some mega 
> bucks with only $25 out of pocket cost".
> 
> DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT
> THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING
> BETTER THAN EVER.
> 
> This is what one had to say: "I thank the person
> that sent me this profitable opportunity. I was approached many times 
> before but each time I passed on it. I am so glad I finally joined 
> just to see what one could expect in return for the minimal effort and 
> money required. To my astonishment, I received a total $610,470.00
> in 21 weeks, with money still coming in."
> 
> Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey. 
> ==================================================
> Another said: "This program has been around for a
> long time but I never believed in it. But one day
> when I received this again in the mail I decided
> to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple
> instructions and walaa ..... 3 weeks later the
> money started to come in. First month I only made
> $240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made
> a total of $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months
> by re-entering the program, I have made over
> $710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The key to
> success in this program is to follow the simple
> steps and NOT change anything."
> 
> More testimonials later but first, =======
> 
> CUT/PASTE/SAVE THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE 
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> 
> If you would like to make at least $500,000 every
> 4 to 5 months easily and comfortably, please read the following...THEN 
> READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN!!!
> 
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> 
> FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW AND
> YOU WILL BE CLOSER THAN EVER TO REALIZING YOUR
> FINANCIAL DREAMS.
> 
> INSTRUCTIONS:
> 
> ===== Order all 5 reports shown on the list below =====
> 
> For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE 
> ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears ON 
> THAT LIST next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR 
> ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.
> 
> === WHEN YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER, MAKE SURE ===
> === YOU ORDER EACH OF THE 5 REPORTS! ===
> You will need all 5 reports so that you can save
> them on your computer and resell them.
> YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00.
> 
> Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each
> of the 5 reports from these 5 different individuals.
> Save them on your computer so they will be accessible
> for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will
> order them from you. Also make a floppy of these
> reports (and this letter)and keep it on your desk
> in case something happens to your computer.
> 
> IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who
> are listed next to each report, or their sequence on
> the list, in any way other than what is instructed
> below in steps 1 through 6 or you will lose out
> on the majority of your profits. Once you
> understand the way this works, you will also
> see how it will not work if you change it.
> 
> Remember, this method has been tested, and if you
> alter it, it will NOT work!!! People have tried
> to put their friends'/relatives' names on all five
> thinking they could get all the money. But it does
> not work this way. Believe us, some have tried to
> be greedy and then nothing happened. So Do Not
> try to change anything other than what is instructed.
> Because if you do, it will not work for you.
> Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!
> 
> This IS a legitimate BUSINESS. You are offering a
> product for sale and getting paid for it. Treat it
> as such and you will be VERY profitable in a short
> period of time.
> 
> 1.. After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and 
> REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This person has 
> made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.
> 
> 2.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.
> 
> 3.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.
> 
> 4.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.
> 
> 5.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2
> 
> 6.. INSERT YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS IN THE REPORT # 1 POSITION.
> 
> PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address
> ACCURATELY! This is critical to YOUR success.
> 
> ==================================================
> **** Take this entire letter, with the modified
> list of names, and save it on your computer.
> DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.
> 
> Save this on your back up floppy as well just in case.
> To assist you with marketing your business
> on the internet, the 5 reports you purchase will
> provide you with invaluable marketing information
> which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally,
> where to find thousands of free classified ads and
> much more. There are 2 primary methods to get this
> venture going:
> 
> METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY 
> ==================================================
> 
> Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see
> how it goes, and we will assume you and those involved
> send out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also assume
> that the mailing receives only a 0.2% (2/10 of 1%)
> response (the response could be much better but let's
> just say it is only 0.2%). Also many people will send
> out hundreds of thousands of e-mails instead of only
> 5,000 each.
> 
> Continuing with this example, you send out only
> 5,000 e-mails. With a 0.2% response, that is only
> 10 orders for report # 1. Those 10 people responded
> by sending out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of
> 50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2%
> responded with orders. That's 100 people who
> responded and ordered Report # 2.
> 
> Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for
> a total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to
> that is 1000 orders for Report # 3.
> 
> Those 1000 people send 5,000 e-mails each for a
> total of 5 million e-mails sent out. The 0.2%
> response is 10,000 orders for Report # 4.
> 
> Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each
> for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails.
> The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for
> Report # 5.
> 
> THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00
> (half a million dollars).
> 
> Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50
> + 2..... $500 + 3.....$5,000 + 4..... $50,000
> + 5.... $500,000 .... Grand Total=$555,550.00
> 
> NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND
> FIGURE OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO
> MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL
> MAKE A LOT OF MONEY! 
> ==================================================
> 
> REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE
> ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think
> for a moment what would happen if half or even one
> 4th of these 10 people mailed 100,000 e-mails each!
> 
> There are over 150 million people on the internet
> worldwide and counting, with thousands more coming
> online every day. Believe me, many people will do
> just that, and more!
> 
> METHOD # 2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET 
> ==================================================
> 
> Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive and
> there are hundreds of FREE places to advertise.
> Placing a lot of free ads on the internet will
> easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest
> you start with Method # 1 and add METHOD # 2 as you
> go along. For every $5 you receive, all you must
> do is e-mail them the report they ordered. That's it.
> Always provide same day service on all orders.
> 
> This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out,
> with your name and address on it, will be prompt
> because they cannot advertise until they receive
> the report.
> 
> ===========AVAILABLE REPORTS ====================
> 
> The reason for the "cash" is not because this is
> illegal or somehow "wrong". It is simply about time.
> Time for checks or credit cards to be cleared or
> approved, etc. Concealing it is simply so no one
> can SEE there is money in the envelope and steal
> it before it gets to you.
> 
> ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY.
> Notes: Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for
> each report. Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the
> cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least
> 2 sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of
> paper, write the NUMBER & the NAME of the report
> you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your
> name and postal address.
> 
> PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW : 
> ==================================================
> 
> REPORT # 1: "INSIDERS GUIDE TO ADVERTISING FOR FREE ON
> THE INTERNET"
> 
> Order Report #1 from:
> 
  M.Allen
  33 meadowsweet
  Eaton Ford
  St,Neots
  England
  PE19 7GR
> ______________________________________________________
> 
> REPORT # 2: "THE INSIDERS GUIDE TO SENDING BULK E-MAIL ON THE 
> INTERNET"
> 
> Order Report #2 from:
> 
> C T Ng
> BLOCK 541, Hougang Ave 8
> #06-1209
> Singapore 530541
> 
> ______________________________________________________
> 
> REPORT # 3: "THE SECRETS TO MULTILEVEL ADVERTISING ON THE INTERNET"
> 
> Order Report #3 from:
> 
> F. Vick
> 1119 Beach Street
> Beresford, N-B
> Canada
> E8K 1G6
> 
> ______________________________________________________
> 
> REPORT # 4: "HOW TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE UTILIZING THE POWER OF MLM 
> AND THE INTERNET"
> 
> Order Report #4 from:
> 
> L. Kightley
> 100 Forest St. Apt 1409
> Hamilton, Ontario,
> Canada
> L8N 3X2
> 
> ______________________________________________________
> 
> REPORT # 5: "HOW TO SEND 1-MILLION E-MAILS FOR FREE"
> 
> Order Report #5 from:
> 
> R Schmidt
> 81 Cambridge Ave
> Hamilton Ontario Canada
> L8H 1T7

> 
> ______________________________________________________
> $$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$
> 
> Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
> 
> === If you do not receive at least 10 orders for
> Report #1 within 2 weeks, continue sending e-mails
> until you do.
> 
> === After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks
> after that you should receive 100 orders or more for
> REPORT # 2. If you do not, continue advertising or
> sending e-mails until you do.
> 
> ** Once you have received 100 or more orders for
> Report # 2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is
> already working for you, and the cash will continue
> to roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time
> your name is moved down on the list, you are placed
> in front of a different report.
> 
> You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which
> report people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO
> GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS
> AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT
> to the income you can generate from this business !!!
> 
> =================================================
> FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS
> PROGRAM:
> You have just received information that can give you financial freedom 
> for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF 
> EFFORT. You can make more money in the next few weeks and months
> than you have ever imagined. Follow the program
> EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way.
> It works exceedingly well as it is now.
> 
> Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report
> after you have put your name and address in
> Report #1 and moved others to #2 .....# 5 as
> instructed above. One of the people you send this
> to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your
> name will be on every one of them.
> 
> Remember though, the more you send out the more
> potential customers you will reach. So my friend,
> I have given you the ideas, information, materials
> and opportunity to become financially independent.
> 
> IT IS UP TO YOU NOW !
> 
> =============MORE TESTIMONIALS===============
> 
> "My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in
> Chicago. I am an accountant with a major U.S.
> Corporation and I make pretty good money. When I
> received this program I grumbled to Jody about
> receiving 'junk mail'. I made fun of the whole
> thing, spouting my knowledge of the population
> and percentages involved. I 'knew' it wouldn't work.
> Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence and
> few days later she jumped in with both feet. I made
> merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old
> 'I told you so' on her when the thing didn't work.
> 
> Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had
> received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she
> had received total $ 147,200.00 ......... all cash!
> I was shocked. I have joined Jody in her 'hobby'."
> 
> Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois 
> ================================================
> "Not being the gambling type, it took me several
> weeks to make up my mind to participate in this plan.
> But conservative as I am, I decided that the initial investment was so 
> little that there was just no way that I wouldn't get enough orders to 
> at least get my money back. I was surprised when I found my
> medium size post office box crammed with orders.
> I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. 
> 
> The nice thing about this deal is that it does not
> matter where people live. There simply isn't a
> better investment with a faster return and so big."
> 
> Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada 
> =================================================
> "I had received this program before and deleted it,
> but later I wondered if I should have given it a try.
> Of course, I had no idea who to contact to get
> another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed
> again by someone else......... 11 months passed then
> it luckily came again...... I did not delete this one!
> I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the
> money came within 22 weeks."
> 
> Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y. 
> =================================================
> "It really is a great opportunity to make relatively
> easy money with little cost to you. I followed the
> simple instructions carefully and within 10 days the
> money started to come in. My first month I made $20,
> in the 2nd month I made $560.00 and by the end of the
> third month my total cash count was $362,840.00.
> Life is beautiful, Thanx to internet."
> 
> Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand 
> =================================================
> 
> ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR
> ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM !
> 
> =================================================
> If you have any questions of the legality of this
> program, contact the Office of Associate Director
> for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade Commission,
> Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C.
> 
> 
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